San Andreas (2015)

Wanted to watch a brainless disaster movie and wasn't disappointed.

San Andreas received a bit more positive reviews than past disaster movies and therefore led me to believe this might be one of the extremely rare disaster movies that had a decent story and believability factor.

Man was I wrong.

While very entertaining the story is nonexistent and totally unbelievable. The Rock goes from professional helicopter search and rescue pilot, to airplane pilot, to skydiver, to rescue boat captain, to paramedic, to rebuilder.

SPOILERS:

Best cheesy one liner: While The Rock and his ex-wife are flying over a completely destroyed San Francisco they suddenly realize they can't land the plane anywhere. The Rock calmly puts the plane on autopilot and finds one parachute. He straps his ex-wife to himself and tells her that they are going to skydive down to the one place they can safely land - AT&T Park (San Francisco Giants).

They jump out of the plane without any regard where the place might crash and they literally land on 2nd base in AT&T Park...a perfect landing.

The Rock looks at his ex-wife and says, "It's been a long time since I got you to 2nd base."

Smiles abound!