re: I give to the OT - Rosanna Arkle (NSFW)

She's kinda plumped up like a tranny, but would go gay just so she'd talk to me and not be on the defensive, then over a gradual period of years we'd develop a friendship and cry on each other's shoulders how men kept treating us terrible.

Then one night when it's particularly bad and we're on a tequila drunk, I'll have my opportunity to slip it in while cuddling and I'll nut immediately.