re: Neighbor showed me he was armed in order to intimidate me

It could possibly have a little assault sprinkled in there somewhere, but we'd need more of the story.

Just to reiterate my earlier point...


Don't be touching your hip in this pussy's neighborhood. I feel sowwy for da popos when spring comes around.

"911...what is your emergency?"

"My neighbor looked at me with a shovel in his hand."

"Is this that pussy at 1406 main st?"

"Uhhhh...ummmm."

"Sir, I thought you said he had loppers?"

"Well, that was earlier when I called."

Sir, are you sure he directed anything towards you?"

"YESSS. You should have seen him. He aggressively cut down a tree, and started towards my house. Thank god there was a big pile of sticks that caused him to drop his weapon before he got to my house."