re: Coach Kilmer from Varsity Blues

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Is there a bigger dick in the movies than this guy?

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Yes...and his name is Jonathan Moxon

- Tried to cheat on his girlfriend with the girlfriend of his injured best friend/girlfriend's brother.

- Made his little brother buy him condoms.

- Took the most valuable players out to a strip club on a school night before a very important game, which led to a devastating loss.

- Read books on the sideline instead of cheering on his teammates/lifelong friends

- Single handedly destroyed a small town's biggest source of pride.

- Costing the team valuable practice time by running a scout team offense that none of their opponents ran.

- Breaking the nose of an innocent fan by throwing a football at him instead of simply spiking the ball.