re: Man awakens after bachelor party to find Ray-Bans tattooed on his face

After a buddy's bachelor party some cousins of the groom pulled his shorts down and poured black Rit dye on his privates. His father-in-law to-be was there and didn't stop them. His brother was there and didn't stop them.

His wife chewed me out when they got back from Hawaii. She was very pissed because it ran down his legs and showed when he wore shorts.