re: Porch lights off = go away

You are one fricking crabby dude. One night a year, for a few hours, kids get to be kids. Parents make sure they don't get hit by cars driven by "I was always picked last at recess" fartsniffers like you.

If you are gonna be a whiny count about it, leave your palatial estate and cruise around town in your Bentley. People like you need to get lost in the wilderness somewhere to never be heard from again.