re: Have You Ever Pooped In Your Pants As an Adult?

I drank a shitload the night b4 a huge black tie gala. Eat half my dinner at the gala, then try to eek out a small fart to relieve some of my stomach pain. Bad call. Fast walked to the bathroom, took off my underwear, threw them away, and freeballed for the rest of the night. Not a flood of diarrhea, but enough to pitch the undies and feel shameful the rest of the night.