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re: Johnny Carson returning to late night
Posted on 8/13/15 at 12:26 pm to TejasHorn
Posted on 8/13/15 at 12:26 pm to TejasHorn
quote:
A: Until he gets caught.
Q: How long does a United States Congressman serve?
A: "Follow the yellow brick road."
Q: What are good directions to a urologist's office?
A: Touchback.
Q: What's the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?
A: Clean air, a virgin and a gas station open on Sunday.
Q: Name three things you won't find in Los Angeles.
Posted on 8/13/15 at 1:12 pm to Bard
quote:
Bard
Johnny Carson returning to late night
by Bard
quote:
A: Until he gets caught. Q: How long does a United States Congressman serve?
A: "Follow the yellow brick road." Q: What are good directions to a urologist's office?
A: Touchback. Q: What's the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?
A: Clean air, a virgin and a gas station open on Sunday. Q: Name three things you won't find in Los Angeles.
A: "Sis Boom Bah"
Q: Describe the sound made when a sheep explodes.
A: "Peter Pan"
Q: What do use to fry your peter?
A: "Aba Even"
Q: Describe the sound made when Dr. Renee Richards takes off her pantyhose.
A: "Hi Diddle Diddle"
Q: What do you say to your diddle diddle in the morning?
"And now I present...the LAST envelope."
"May an incontinent camel have an accident in your sister's hope chest."
"May a crazed yak fondle your grandmother's dentures."
"And now ladies and gentlemen I present to you, in the mythical town of Sludge Falls, members of our studio audience starring in that late night soap opera drama - The Edge of Wetness."
"This........is Moan Rivers, Sludge Falls only local bordello operator."
"This.....is Zero Motel, Sludge Falls most unfaithful husband."
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