re: Have you ever been physically thrown out of a place?

A bar had huge fans going and I was trying to light a cigarette with matches. I eventually lit the entire pack so as to light my cigarette.

This little bouncer, who I had at least a foot of height and 130lbs on threatened to throw me out if I did it again.

I replied that I was out of matches, and unless he was A LOT stronger than he looked, I'd be seated and chain smoking for the rest of the evening.

Little fricker didn't ask me to leave and called BRPD.

I was escorted out but everyone heard he had never asked me to leave and I never got loud or violent. Bastards wrote me a ticket because their shift supervisor let me carry my drink out of the bar.