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re: Lifeguard caught sleeping on the job
Posted on 7/31/15 at 8:07 am to Eugene Dogwood
Posted on 7/31/15 at 8:07 am to Eugene Dogwood
at the baby and the Kool Aid
Posted on 7/31/15 at 8:15 am to Grouper Picatta
I used to smoke weed and sleep when I was a lifeguard in L.A. Some frick yells at me about someone drowning out there, I 'em to call 911 and leave me the frick alone.
I remember one time I was scoping out some incredible chick when some kid yells at me that his mom's drowning. Unfortunately I have a big stiffie from checking out the babe, so I gotta wait a minute or two for my boy to settle down. By that time … well, I tried CPR but she was a goner by the time I fished her out.
Hey, shite happens.
I remember one time I was scoping out some incredible chick when some kid yells at me that his mom's drowning. Unfortunately I have a big stiffie from checking out the babe, so I gotta wait a minute or two for my boy to settle down. By that time … well, I tried CPR but she was a goner by the time I fished her out.
Hey, shite happens.
This post was edited on 7/31/15 at 8:24 am
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