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re: My mother is winning at crazy
Posted on 7/14/15 at 9:42 pm to Darth_Vader
Posted on 7/14/15 at 9:42 pm to Darth_Vader
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tigerclaw10
A few questions....
1. Who wiped your arse when you couldn't wipe it yourself?
2. Who fed you when you couldn't feed yourself?
3. Who took care of you when you were sick?
4. Who put clothes on your back?
5. Who gave you a roof over your head?
6. Who carried you around in their womb for nine months while you wrought havoc on her body?
7. Who comforted you when you were scared as a kid?
8. Who had little on Christmas morning while you had a pile of presents?
9. Who was the only person totally impressed at every shitty drawing you brought home from 1st grade?
10. Who always made sure every birthday you had as a kid was awesome?
Yeah, how about instead of being an ungrateful, disrespectful insolent little shite, you instead go home thank the woman who literally gave you life. And then tonight get down on your knees and thank the lord that you've not lived to see the day when you're standing over a casket looking down at her and every stupid thing you've ever done to hurt or disrespect her comes flooding back. And at that moment, you'll remember what it's like to be a scared little boy, crying, wanting your momma. And you'll want nothing more than one more chance to apologize to her for every little thing you've ever done. But then it's too late.
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Posted on 7/14/15 at 9:54 pm to tgrbaitn08
Tell her to truck off! Truck yea!
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