re: Feds Raid Jared From Subway's House As Part Of Child Porn Investigation

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I just want to know why this goofy motherfricker was chosen to be the face of a global corporation, regardless of what his personal story is

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Because the story that he told of eating nothing but Subway to lose a ton of weight struck a nerve with the weight loss conscience public buying bastards.

And it worked hook line and sinker.