re: GMT: It's Hump Day Edition

Just came back from sea and had some time off so a bunch of us went out and got fricked up. I was 19 and drank waaaaay too much tequila. I knew there was an award ceremony the next day but I didn't think I was getting anything so it wasn't a big deal.

Get there the next day still drunk and my senior chief tells me I'm getting an award... then he asked me how drunk I was. He told me that I better start holding my breath when the captain got 2 people before me and keep holding til he got 2 people past me.

After the ceremony the chief of the boat said he needed a volunteer to run the mail bag out to a sub (get on a tugboat, sail out into the Atlantic, and meet up w/ a submarine in the middle of the ocean)... guess who my senior chief volunteered.

I have never puked that much in my life. One of the guys on the tug walked by the head and said "Goddamn did you drink tequila? I smell tequila." Then he took the mailbag across to the sub because he was scared I'd fall in the fricking ocean.