re: Learned today that some people stand to wipe...

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I always thought standing to wipe was a fat people thing.

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'tis.


What's being lost here is that skinny people spread their arse before sitting down on the seat. Allowing for a nice, simple 2-3 wipes after you snap one off. Fatties have too much excess arse-flab and end up with a mud pie smeared all over their droopy rears.

Sitting vs standing is just the difference between a skinny person who doesn't have a great deal to clean up to begin with and fatty who needs to set up an in-stall FEMA camp for the clean-up.