re: How to fall asleep in under a minute

Sometimes I just stick my head out of my bedroom window, draw a deep breath, and roar like a lion until I pass out. I have slept all night before hunched over the window frame. The trick is to train yourself not to take a breath. After a minute of roaring, the volume of the roar dwindles to a squeak as your face turns beet red and you just finally collapse.