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Woman Smokes PCP For The First Time Chews Off Boyfriends Penis!
Posted on 4/13/15 at 1:28 pm
Posted on 4/13/15 at 1:28 pm
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Dallas,Texas – A 25-year-old man, Alan Candelario is heard crying and screaming for help while someone in the back is growling and barking in a very disturbing 911 call. Canderlario was rushed to the emergency room and is in stable condition police were told by the victim him and his girlfriend had smoked PCP together for the first time.
He tells police the last thing he remembers telling his girlfriend Jessica Alvarado “What that mouth do tho?” and when he pulled his pants down Jessica Alvarado started barking and he didn’t expect her to chew on his genitals.
Investigators at the scene say “We found the p*nis on the victims carpet it looked like a dogs chew toy” no charges have been set towards Jessica Alvarado but she is in custody at the moment. Family and friends of Jessica at the scene say this is not her, she is a a nice and humble person everyone in the community is shocked.
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Posted on 4/13/15 at 1:29 pm to JOJO Hammer
Don't do drugs, m'kay?
Posted on 4/13/15 at 1:30 pm to JOJO Hammer
I wonder how big the penis is
Posted on 4/13/15 at 1:31 pm to JOJO Hammer
I bet at first he thought he was in for a real treat.
Posted on 4/13/15 at 1:31 pm to JOJO Hammer
Never bite off more than you can chew.
Posted on 4/13/15 at 1:32 pm to JOJO Hammer
The fact that she "chewed" it makes it that much worse.
Posted on 4/13/15 at 1:33 pm to JOJO Hammer
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Family and friends of Jessica at the scene say this is not her,
Can you imagine the kind of person it would take for their family to say "we totally expected this kind of thing from her"?
Posted on 4/13/15 at 1:34 pm to JOJO Hammer
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What that mouth do tho?
This post was edited on 4/13/15 at 1:34 pm
Posted on 4/13/15 at 1:34 pm to JOJO Hammer
Don't care, got head.
Posted on 4/13/15 at 1:34 pm to JOJO Hammer
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PCP
Penis Chomping Powder?
Posted on 4/13/15 at 1:34 pm to JOJO Hammer
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What that mouth do tho?
Posted on 4/13/15 at 1:39 pm to JOJO Hammer
This is why pot should be legal.
Posted on 4/13/15 at 1:42 pm to JOJO Hammer
Came in expecting a Florida thread.
Posted on 4/13/15 at 1:44 pm to JOJO Hammer
Too rough...TOO ROUGH!!!
Posted on 4/13/15 at 1:44 pm to JOJO Hammer
Can't believe this wasn't Florida
Posted on 4/13/15 at 1:44 pm to JOJO Hammer
Thought for sure it was Arse.
Posted on 4/13/15 at 1:44 pm to JOJO Hammer
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PCP
Penis Chewing Psycho.
Posted on 4/13/15 at 1:46 pm to JOJO Hammer
Dude should have verified his safe word.
Posted on 4/13/15 at 1:48 pm to JOJO Hammer
pic of Jessica...
Posted on 4/13/15 at 1:51 pm to JOJO Hammer
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telling his girlfriend Jessica Alvarado “What that mouth do tho?” and when he pulled his pants
trying this on the wife tonight
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