re: Penile plethysmograph for Darren Sharper

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It's a gauge that they wrap around your Johnson to see if you get hard while viewing f'ed up images.

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I'd totally get a boner while they hooked it up and then get freakout boners while they were Clockwork Oranging me.

I got a massage a few weeks ago from a quite unattractive lady. She was working pretty close to my man bits, and I was focusing so hard on not getting a boner that I got a half-boner. I also used to get church boners all the time. I basically get a boner just by thinking about my dick. I'm like Yoda with the X-wing in the swamp.