re: A Metal Gear Solid movie is coming

Isn't this the 5th time that Sony Pictures has reached a deal for a Metal Gear Solid film since 2006?

If we were to cast it though, it would have to go like this:

Solid Snake/Liquid Snake: Tom Hiddleston (he can pretty much mimic any voice)
Roy Campbell: Mark Strong
Hal Emmerich/Otacon: Neil Patrick Harris
Revolver Ocelot: Hugo Weaving
Meryl Silverburgh: Adrienne Palicki
Grey Fox: Ray Park
Naomi Hunter: Isla Fisher (hair dyed black)

David Hayter makes a cameo as Johnny, the Soldier that keeps shitting his pants.

For the others, you can go with relative unknowns:

Vulcan Raven (Large Inuit or other Native American with tattoos)

Psycho Mantis (Tall skinny man with a raspy voice)

Donald Anderson/Decoy Octopus (Generic black actor who can play the president of a company - but has to look like whoever they would cast as SIGINT if they make Snake Eater a film)

Mei Ling (not as well known young Sino-American actress)

Sniper Wolf (Blonde Eastern European model with a bit of muscle tone)