re: Here's what's hot in men's fashion in Europe

To be fair, I only recognize Messi, Neymar and Alves, but I'm not a huge La Liga fan.

And yes, everyone aside from Messi and the ninja assassin on the right are dressed pretty queer for my tastes, but that's apparently in style for rich young guys who bang supermodels on the reg. NBA players dress pretty strangely themselves these days (Westbrook, Wade and Howard come to mind.)

But Messi could pass for a bank teller, and to say he looks like he chokes on dick (paraphrasing for Darth) is gay. Thuper gay.

And I'd say he's closer to Jordan than Lebron.