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Guy talking trash to an opossum...
Posted on 3/24/15 at 2:15 pm
Posted on 3/24/15 at 2:15 pm
We've all been there.
This post was edited on 3/24/15 at 2:29 pm
Posted on 3/24/15 at 2:16 pm to Clyde Tipton
Possum certainly looked intimidated.
Posted on 3/24/15 at 2:17 pm to Clyde Tipton
dude talking shite
would have been destroyed had he swung first
same ole story
was that ice cube?
would have been destroyed had he swung first
same ole story
was that ice cube?
Posted on 3/24/15 at 2:18 pm to Clyde Tipton
hey bitch, HEY! don't walk away from me
Posted on 3/24/15 at 2:19 pm to Chad504boy
quote:
would have been destroyed had he swung first
possums won't fight back
Posted on 3/24/15 at 2:20 pm to Clyde Tipton
You don't want to frick with a possum. Just sayin.
Posted on 3/24/15 at 2:21 pm to Clyde Tipton
Possum should have said something about mama chasing him off the porch with a broom.
Posted on 3/24/15 at 2:21 pm to 777Tiger
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possums won't fight back
Those things are mean as hell.
Posted on 3/24/15 at 2:23 pm to 777Tiger
Toward the end, his tone changed. It seemed like he was starting to actually care for the little fella.
Posted on 3/24/15 at 2:23 pm to upgrayedd
One whack with a golf club and he'll go into play dead mode. Then you have to keep hitting it while it's playing dead, which is kinda weird. They hiss and shite but I've never found them to fight back if you start pummeling them.
Posted on 3/24/15 at 2:23 pm to upgrayedd
quote:
Those things are mean as hell.
they look ferocious with those teef but they're pussies
Posted on 3/24/15 at 2:25 pm to 777Tiger
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they look ferocious with those teef but they're pussies
funny, that's what the opossum went home and said
Posted on 3/24/15 at 2:30 pm to Clyde Tipton
What if, in an alternate universe, there is a video of an opossum talking shite to a black dude on a fence. And the black dude is just sitting there, staring at the light.
I'm not even high.
I'm not even high.
Posted on 3/24/15 at 2:33 pm to genro
My first memory of an opossum was when one was under our front porch when I was little. He was cornered up by the dogs all hissing and showing his teeth. My mom called her dad to come over and he walked straight to the porch and start going under with him.
My mom said, "Be careful daddy don't get bitten."
He said, "That thing won't do squat..."
Sure enough he came right back out with him. He was holding it by the tail and it was hanging there lifeless.
I said, "Grandaddy, did you kill him?"
He said, "Not yet".
About that time he reared back and swung him against my the pole my basket ball backboard was attached to. One swing and he cracked his head perfect. Then went and threw him over the fence.
The blood spatter stayed on the pole for weeks. God, I loved and miss that man.
My mom said, "Be careful daddy don't get bitten."
He said, "That thing won't do squat..."
Sure enough he came right back out with him. He was holding it by the tail and it was hanging there lifeless.
I said, "Grandaddy, did you kill him?"
He said, "Not yet".
About that time he reared back and swung him against my the pole my basket ball backboard was attached to. One swing and he cracked his head perfect. Then went and threw him over the fence.
The blood spatter stayed on the pole for weeks. God, I loved and miss that man.
Posted on 3/24/15 at 2:38 pm to Clyde Tipton
Posted on 3/24/15 at 2:38 pm to Clyde Tipton
Damn, that's country right there.
We used to have them come on our porch and mess with the cats and eat their food. A golf club took care of them. That's how I know. It wasn't pretty, but what else could we do. I'm not just a psycho who goes around whacking possums.
We used to have them come on our porch and mess with the cats and eat their food. A golf club took care of them. That's how I know. It wasn't pretty, but what else could we do. I'm not just a psycho who goes around whacking possums.
This post was edited on 3/24/15 at 2:39 pm
Posted on 3/24/15 at 2:39 pm to Clyde Tipton
quote:
About that time he reared back and swung him against my the pole my basket ball backboard was attached to. One swing and he cracked his head perfect. Then went and threw him over the fence.
The blood spatter stayed on the pole for weeks.
Why not just toss it in the woods or something? Was that really necessary?
Posted on 3/24/15 at 2:40 pm to Clyde Tipton
I'm confused, was this bitch nasty?
Posted on 3/24/15 at 2:40 pm to genro
quote:
I'm not just a psycho who goes around whacking possums
This made me
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