re: Disney World - Observations from my first trip

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On our family trip to Disney World. I was leaning over a railing looking down into some water. a few unreachable feet below i spot a tiny (1.5ft to 2ft) alligator. Being from africa and relatively unfazed with a slightly sharp swimming lizard thought nothing of it. I called my mother over and said "look an alligator! How cool." Sweet jesus was this a mistake. Not 2 seconds later (ears everywhere man) a staff member was looking over the railing whispering on the radio. All hell broke loose in the most hushed professional way ever. We were escorted away on a golf cart and a huge section of the park was cordoned off. We were taken to a room where they were very apologetic for our negative experience and offered us a free day vip the works. So we said very a big thankyou and took what was offered. In future I will be smuggling other small harmless creatures in for free stuff. i also got stuck on the Big Thunder Mountain ride in paris... that was handled in a much more french way "je suis désolé" blows smoke in face
tl;dr- Disney World + tiny alligator being all chill= free stuff.

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