re: Jethro Tull and Steely Dan

That may be true for some of the songs, but 'Everyone's Gone to the Movies' is just downright creepy.

It is about a man showing 8mm porn movies to little kids.

Kids if you want some fun
Mr. Lapage is your man
He's always laughing, having fun
Showing his films in the den


Come on, come on
Soon you will be eighteen
I think you know what I mean
Don't tell your mama
Your daddy or mama
They'll never know where you been


Everyone's gone to the movies
Now we're alone at last
Everyone's gone to the movies
Now we're alone at last


Listen to what I say
He wants to show you the way
Right down the hallway with open arms
To teach you a new game to play


Come on, come on
Soon it will be too late
Bobbing for apples can wait
I know you're used to
Sixteen or more
Sorry, we only have eight


Everyone's gone to the movies
Now we're alone at last
Everyone's gone to the movies
Now we're alone at last


Everyone's gone to the movies
Now we're alone at last
Everyone's gone to the movies
Now we're alone at last


Kids if you want some fun
See what you never have seen
Take off your cheaters and set right down
Start the projection machine


Everyone's gone to the movies
Now we're alone at last
Everyone's gone to the movies
Now we're alone at last


Everyone's gone to the movies
Now we're alone at last
Everyone's gone to the movies
Now we're alone at last


Everyone's gone to the movies
Now we're alone at last
Everyone's gone to the movies
Now we're alone at last