re: Weirdest text you accidentally sent/received?

"At what age can a child ride a motorcycle" followed with "this is Lindsay ------"

Had no idea who she was. She lived in Colorado. I replied she had the wrong number but texted her for 30 minutes trying to answer her question. Turns out she was a nanny and wanted to know if it was safe for a 4 yr old to ride.

Also was having a convo with a hot lesbian and the girl I wanted at same time. Lesbo wanted to know what I would do to the other girl and not to spare any detail...well I replied to the girl I wanted with an extremely descriptive text of what I would do to her