re: WTF stories between you and your friends... lets hear them

I got hammered drunk at JLs (a tigerland bar) one night about 4 years ago. I decided not to drive home and just sleep it off a little in my car behind the bar. It was freezing arse cold and I just passed out with the car running. I woke up at like 4-5am and there's a random African-American sleeping in my passenger seat. I was very drunk but I knew for a fact I was alone when I had passed out. At first I thought it was a dude and shoved him saying "hey man wake up, I'm leaving" but he wouldn't budge. So I just said frick it, drove to my house, left him in there, and went to sleep. I woke up a few hours later and managed to wake this now I could see chick up. She freaked out not knowing where she was so I explained to her what had happened and she said "oh yeah, I got in a fight with my BF at Reggies and just started walking, my phone was dead, I couldn't find my friend's apartment and it was so cold I just climbed in with you." We laughed but she was really ghetto and it was an awkward drive when I brought her to her moms house in the hood. She said she was a waitress at Buffalo Wild Wings and offered to hook me up with free wings for helping her, I never did tho. Def biggest WTF moment of my life and I've had a lot.