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re: The USMNT's next German American (Maybe)

Posted on 2/19/15 at 9:56 am to
Posted by cwil177
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 2/19/15 at 9:56 am to
Doesn't have a passport yet. Needs to contact his dad to get it and he only knows that his dad lives in New York somewhere. Also doesn't speak English.
Posted by Shane4689
Wrong Way on a No Way Road
Member since Dec 2010
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Posted on 2/19/15 at 10:04 am to
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Needs to contact his dad to get it and he only knows that his dad lives in New York somewhere.


That's pretty American to me
Posted by cwil177
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2011
28455 posts
Posted on 2/19/15 at 10:05 am to
Brilliant comment from that article's comment section:
quote:

Not good enough for your home country?
Nothing to do this summer?
Would you like to meet your father?
Give us a call!
Our player development system is specifically designed for those with no national pride but would like to increase their net worth by being a part time USMNT player. Our industry leading team of beggars, hucksters and posers will help you navigate every issue you could encounter such as:
Genealogy: who’s your daddy?
FIFA Regulations: are you American enough?
Tattoos: Ol’Glory or Bald Eagle?
Give us a call today and stop those harassing overseas call at once. Operators are standing by. Collect calls accepted. We’re an equal opportunity employer.
Se habla German.
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