I never understand the number of recommendation threads for Gatlinburg. It's beautiful there and that's the end of the story.

Go to all the moonshine and wine tasting. I think there are 4 shine places and 2 or 3 wine places.

Get drunk enjoy the scenery, it's supposed to be a relaxing vacation.

Get bombed, take some 480 peptide penis juice and make your wife walk crooked. It's not rocket science.

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Posted by DivotBreath

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Posted on 2/12/15 at 9:53 pm to BoogaBear

I agree. We went last summer and except for Ober Gatlinburg, there is not much in Gatlinburg except cheap souvenir shops. Pigeon Forge and outlying areas are better places to spend your time. The Alpine Sledding ride in Pigeon Forge is a must.

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Posted by TigerOnTheMountain

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Posted on 2/12/15 at 10:03 pm to BoogaBear

If you don't leave town that's all there is to do. I always make plans, but end up banging my GF all day and getting drunk. Good times.

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Posted by TheIndulger

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Posted on 2/12/15 at 11:53 pm to BoogaBear

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I never understand the number of recommendation threads for Gatlinburg

It's a phenomonenon, really. Second only to Destin threads in the summer. The same crowd frequents both.

Gatlinburg is one of the most shockingly bad towns (I guess a strip of fudge shops, Ripleys museums and hotels could be considered a town) you will ever visit. The smokies are beautiful but Gatlinburg really takes the shite cake.

This post was edited on 2/12/15 at 11:55 pm

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