re: Houston Race Baiter QX goes through police training

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So I go to PJ's coffee this morning to get some coffee and a cinnamon roll, and this little slut working the window asks me if I wanted my cinnamon roll heated up. I'm like, "Yeah bitch, who eats cold cinnamon rolls?".

Then on the way to school, I dropped it on my jeans and then it fell on the floor mat. The bright side of things is I still have the coffee

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Thats almost exactly like this experience i had a few weeks ago. I was walking down the street and found a Canes to-go box sitting on the ground. I was hungry so i opened it up to see if there was a piece of toast in there, as any respectable member subs out the coleslaw for an extra one. To my surprise, there was a human poo in it!! So i brought it into the nearest Canes location and informed them that instead of a Caniac, someone had shite in this box. They asked to see my reciept to which i replied "Do you want to check to see if i, in fact, DID order shite?"

After a lengthy conversation, that earned me a free sweet tea, i went to Burger King and ordered the sweetly rich Buffalo wings.