re: Dog thinks he is Alpha, suggestions? update p.9

The way I see it you have two options, both of which I am doubting you can pull off because of your extreme betaness.

Option 1: Whoop his arse. I suggest wearing pants and long sleeves. Flip his arse over putting your knee in his sternum and put all your weight on him. At the same time take him by the throat with your dominate hand and grab a ear with the other. Stare him down, the more he fights the more you twist the ear and choke him. He is either going to pass the frick out - you win. Give in and look away - you win. Get away and tear you a new a-hole - your a pussy.

Option 2: Scare the shite out of him. Go to the pound and get an old ugly arse dog that no one wants. Take it home and be nice to it for a couple of days. Then take both dogs outside to play. Put your dog on a leash and have him right next to you. In front of you feed the pound dog, while he is eating and your dog is watching blow the pound dogs head off with a shotgun. Your dog will get the fricking point.


Disclaimer: Your GF will probably kick you in the nuts and leave you for doing either and being extreme beta.