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re: Excuses you've used to get out of work

Posted on 1/21/15 at 2:33 pm to
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
23758 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 2:33 pm to
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Diarrhea



This is a solid excuse for anything in life.


I had a lawyer call to cancel a deposition in Midland, Texas because he crapped in his pants. He called and said "I can't make the deposition ... I had an accident." I asked "Were you hurt?" and he replied "it was not that kind of accident."

It was a Saturday and we had flown into Midland for the deposition, but the client didn't want to make a big stink of it.
Posted by Road Tiger
SW Landmass
Member since Oct 2014
834 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 4:05 pm to
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but the client didn't want to make a big stink of it.


No pun intended.
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