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re: What Score Will 50 Shades of Grey Receive On Rotten Tomatoes?
Posted on 1/21/15 at 11:05 pm to gatorprincess815
Posted on 1/21/15 at 11:05 pm to gatorprincess815
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You sound like a fat middle of the road loser.
No.
I actually take the time to make sure my wife has an active and varied sex life.
OF course, I was also smart enough to marry someone who recognizes absolute shite writing when she sees it.
And she isn't embarrassed to watch actual porn and fap herself into a frenzy if she is in the mood for it.
you should try it.
This post was edited on 1/21/15 at 11:06 pm
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Posted on 1/22/15 at 9:21 am to asurob1
asurob replied this to gatorprincess
gator princess replied back
asurob then said
if asurob has to tell a sports movie board ^^^^the above. he really is this guy.
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Let me guess, you're a mid-30s housewife with a couple of under 10 year old kids in the house. Husband doesn't give you enough excitement during sex except the occasional 4 minutes in and out, because he is tired of looking at your stretch marks. You are too embarrassed to buy sex toys at the local porn shop never mind shopping online for them and the thought of masturbation makes you blush with embarrassment.
Twilight for housewives is too good of a title for this tripe.
Yeah, I have little doubt you are excited for this.
gator princess replied back
quote:
You sound like a fat middle of the road loser.
asurob then said
quote:
No.
I actually take the time to make sure my wife has an active and varied sex life.
OF course, I was also smart enough to marry someone who recognizes absolute shite writing when she sees it.
And she isn't embarrassed to watch actual porn and fap herself into a frenzy if she is in the mood for it.
you should try it.
if asurob has to tell a sports movie board ^^^^the above. he really is this guy.
This post was edited on 1/22/15 at 10:32 am
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