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Woman tells cop her address is 28780 I'm Drunk (WYHI?)

Posted on 1/14/15 at 9:59 am
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
47672 posts
Posted on 1/14/15 at 9:59 am


quote:

In a press release about holiday-time DWI arrests distributed yesterday, the State Patrol singled out a Freeborn County woman who was found passed out in a state trooper's driveway with an ungodly BAC of .45.

Some sleuthing revealed that the woman in question is 48-year-old Clarks Grove resident Rhonda Oquist.

According to DWI charges filed against Oquist, the incident happened about 5:40 p.m. on December 7. The trooper's boyfriend called police from the trooper's house in Hartland to report that a woman he'd seen earlier at a bar was passed out in the driveway. He said he had no idea who she was.

A deputy arrived at the scene and knocked on the driver's side window of the car, which was still running. When he asked the dazed woman for her address, she offered up the following -- "28780 I'm Drunk."

The complaint also notes that the woman, who smelled overwhelmingly of booze, was asked how much alcohol she'd consumed.

"Probably a lot," she replied.

The woman, later identified as Oquist, admitted she was drunk.

That was evidently an understatement -- according to information from Virginia Tech, it would take a 140 pound woman about 15 drinks to reach the possibly fatal BAC of .45.


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This post was edited on 1/14/15 at 10:00 am
Posted by ruzil
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2012
16953 posts
Posted on 1/14/15 at 10:02 am to
Damned, once you get the devil water inside you.....

48 years old, the decline is real and abrupt.

eta hell no IWNHI
This post was edited on 1/14/15 at 10:03 am
Posted by 650Pirate
Lafayette, LA
Member since Apr 2014
174 posts
Posted on 1/14/15 at 10:02 am to
quote:

BAC of .45.


Good Lord.
Posted by yankeeundercover
Buffalo, NY
Member since Jan 2010
36377 posts
Posted on 1/14/15 at 10:05 am to
quote:

it would take a 140 pound woman about 15 drinks to reach the possibly fatal BAC of .45.
No WAY that bitch is 140 lbs... she's at LEAST 160.. blee dat.
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67497 posts
Posted on 1/14/15 at 10:06 am to
quote:

"Probably a lot,"

Standard answer to a stupid question
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166500 posts
Posted on 1/14/15 at 10:10 am to
quote:

Woman
lets not get ahead of ourselves now
Posted by Wally Sparks
Atlanta
Member since Feb 2013
29266 posts
Posted on 1/14/15 at 10:11 am to
quote:

WYHI?


With a baseball bat.
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
18928 posts
Posted on 1/14/15 at 10:17 am to
quote:

The trooper's boyfriend called police from the trooper's house in Hartland to report that a woman he'd seen earlier at a bar was passed out in the driveway. He said he had no idea who she was.


Right... Who else thinks this guy picked up this woman(?) at the bar, took her home, then put her back in the car after sex(?ugh) before making the call? If that didn't happen then this is a hell of a coincidence.
This post was edited on 1/14/15 at 10:19 am
Posted by WPBTiger
Parts Unknown
Member since Nov 2011
31236 posts
Posted on 1/14/15 at 10:50 am to
IWNHI, looks like a dude.
Posted by 82fumanchu
Saskatchewan
Member since Jan 2014
1970 posts
Posted on 1/14/15 at 11:01 am to
Not legit
WNHI
Posted by PatrickChewing
Member since Dec 2010
325 posts
Posted on 1/14/15 at 11:23 am to
Bitch looks like Lee Marvin
Posted by LSUTygerFan
Homerun Village
Member since Jun 2008
33232 posts
Posted on 1/14/15 at 11:34 am to
yeeesh !! no IWNHI
Posted by Sterling Archer
Austin
Member since Aug 2012
7339 posts
Posted on 1/14/15 at 11:38 am to
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ungodly BAC of .45.


Imagine the hangover
Posted by ZereauxSum
Lot 23E
Member since Nov 2008
10176 posts
Posted on 1/14/15 at 11:40 am to
Mugshot + BAC of .45. = the undead.


Simple math. WNHI.
This post was edited on 1/14/15 at 11:41 am
Posted by Redbone
my castle
Member since Sep 2012
18887 posts
Posted on 1/14/15 at 11:43 am to
A MAN ... AN UGLY ONE.
Posted by lsufan_26
Member since Feb 2004
12559 posts
Posted on 1/14/15 at 11:45 am to
quote:

(WYHI?)

NL
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
43223 posts
Posted on 1/14/15 at 11:48 am to
quote:

The trooper's boyfriend called police from the trooper's house in Hartland to report that a woman he'd seen earlier at a bar was passed out in the driveway
And how did said BF get to the trooper's house from the bar?
Posted by mglsu21
Prairieville
Member since Jun 2012
1261 posts
Posted on 1/14/15 at 12:55 pm to
quote:

WYHI?


Is that Steven Tyler? Lady looks like a dude. But seriously, it looks like Steven Tyler.
Posted by LesMiles BFF
Lafayette
Member since May 2014
5101 posts
Posted on 1/14/15 at 1:05 pm to
.45?

At that point I'm more inclined to not be as pissed she is drunk driving for the simple fact that she probably didn't even know her name much less able to make a level headed decision about driving.
Posted by SportsGuyNOLA
New Orleans, LA
Member since May 2014
17174 posts
Posted on 1/14/15 at 1:43 pm to
IWNHI
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