re: Dumb Criminals. Darwin at work.

I remember one time (long ago) when I used to work at Journeys in the mall where one guy stole a pair of shoes (the whole switcheroo) and his friends left him in the mall. The mall closed and the guy came back by while I was counting the register wearing the shoes asking if we'd seen his friends. I told him yeah and his friends left their number for me to call them if/when he came back so they could pick him up... His "friends" that I called was Security. Turns out he had also stole a lot of other items in the mall that day. He was LP meth head trash.

I couldn't help but to be and then at how stupid he was.