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re: What's your Worst Bed Expereince?

Posted on 1/2/15 at 1:17 pm to
Posted by soccerfüt
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Member since May 2013
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Posted on 1/2/15 at 1:17 pm to
quote:

Woke up to a roach crawling on my chest.

This

but with three more details-

A. I was on a friend's boat
B. My chest is pretty dang hairy
C. I instinctively crushed the perp when I first felt it. Smashed up palmetto bug matted in one's own chest hair wakes a person up better than a smoke detector.

A long shower quickly ensued.
This post was edited on 1/2/15 at 1:17 pm
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 1/2/15 at 1:20 pm to
In college I was drunk and about to pass out but had to pee and consciously said to myself "frick it" and pissed the bed and passed out.

I was really, really drunk.
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