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Just watched "Into the Woods"
Posted on 1/1/15 at 11:06 pm
Posted on 1/1/15 at 11:06 pm
My little girl wanted to see it. I like a good musical every now-and-then.
Absolutely terrible movie. Awful! It's like they directed the movie on one set (the woods) and in one specific location in the woods. They skipped over the more fantastical imagery in favor of very mediocre songs. It was like watching 2 hours of all characters standing still in the same location singing the entire time.
You'd think with a story about little red riding hood, a wolf, a witch, Cinderella, Jack and the magic bean stock, giants, and Rapunzel that the movie would at least be full of cool SFX and imagery.
Nope.
The movie doesn't show the giant's castle in the sky, Cinderella's transformation at midnight, a real wolf, or fricking giants!
Yeah, you read it right...no wolf. Depp simply plays his weird self albeit furry wolf hands and a tail. He's Johnny Depp in the face, but he has wolf hands and a tail.
WTF?
And don't get me started on the story with its major plot holes.
Make no mistake: This movie is one of the worst of 2014/15
ETA: The theatre was packed. When the movie ended, the entire theatre groaned as if 100 sleeping people were suddenly nudged in the ribs by their significant others. Several people said it was a waste of money and time. They were right.
Absolutely terrible movie. Awful! It's like they directed the movie on one set (the woods) and in one specific location in the woods. They skipped over the more fantastical imagery in favor of very mediocre songs. It was like watching 2 hours of all characters standing still in the same location singing the entire time.
You'd think with a story about little red riding hood, a wolf, a witch, Cinderella, Jack and the magic bean stock, giants, and Rapunzel that the movie would at least be full of cool SFX and imagery.
Nope.
The movie doesn't show the giant's castle in the sky, Cinderella's transformation at midnight, a real wolf, or fricking giants!
Yeah, you read it right...no wolf. Depp simply plays his weird self albeit furry wolf hands and a tail. He's Johnny Depp in the face, but he has wolf hands and a tail.
WTF?
And don't get me started on the story with its major plot holes.
Make no mistake: This movie is one of the worst of 2014/15
ETA: The theatre was packed. When the movie ended, the entire theatre groaned as if 100 sleeping people were suddenly nudged in the ribs by their significant others. Several people said it was a waste of money and time. They were right.
This post was edited on 1/1/15 at 11:35 pm
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Posted on 1/1/15 at 11:20 pm to mizzoukills
Germans
Posted on 1/1/15 at 11:25 pm to mizzoukills
quote:
They skipped over the more fantastical imagery in favor of very mediocre songs.
That's why I don't trust anything else you say. Here, have some explosions:
Posted on 1/1/15 at 11:49 pm to mizzoukills
That movie was garbage
Posted on 1/2/15 at 9:19 am to mizzoukills
My gf dragged me to it last night. Had no idea it was a musical. From start to finish it was just awful.
Posted on 1/2/15 at 12:07 pm to mizzoukills
It's an excellent play/musical but it never needed to be made into a movie.
Posted on 1/2/15 at 3:37 pm to mizzoukills
quote:
My little girl wanted to see it. I like a good musical every now-and-then. Absolutely terrible movie. Awful! It's like they directed the movie on one set (the woods) and in one specific location in the woods. They skipped over the more fantastical imagery in favor of very mediocre songs. It was like watching 2 hours of all characters standing still in the same location singing the entire time. You'd think with a story about little red riding hood, a wolf, a witch, Cinderella, Jack and the magic bean stock, giants, and Rapunzel that the movie would at least be full of cool SFX and imagery. Nope. The movie doesn't show the giant's castle in the sky, Cinderella's transformation at midnight, a real wolf, or fricking giants! Yeah, you read it right...no wolf. Depp simply plays his weird self albeit furry wolf hands and a tail. He's Johnny Depp in the face, but he has wolf hands and a tail. WTF? And don't get me started on the story with its major plot holes. Make no mistake: This movie is one of the worst of 2014/15
Have you even seen the play? The movie is a pretty damn good adaption, minus some minor issues. All of the things you hated about the movie would make you hate the play as well. The movie sanitized the story a bit, no doubt because it's a Disney film. The play is actually not for children and has a much darker tone. I'm not a huge Sondheim fan but most people I know who liked the play also liked the movie. The actors all sang much better than I anticipated, which was a pleasant surprise.
Posted on 1/2/15 at 4:02 pm to mizzoukills
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He's Johnny Depp in the face, but he has wolf hands and a tail.
I think this is the exact pitch that casting used to convince the studio.
Posted on 1/2/15 at 4:29 pm to mizzoukills
You are such a troll that I forget you are a father. Do you troll your daughter on the reg?
Posted on 1/2/15 at 4:50 pm to mizzoukills
Gotta love people who don't like musicals but love Talladega Nights. 
Posted on 1/2/15 at 5:04 pm to mizzoukills
So no CGI? Thank god!
Posted on 1/4/15 at 9:08 pm to mizzoukills
My 8yr old said it was stupid.. Glad I pawned that movie off on the grandparents.
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