re: What would you tell your 18 year old self?

1. Don't take yourself so seriously over here.
2. Take yourself way more seriously over here in this other area.
3. It's okay to miss the party.
4. Never work with family. Ever.
5. Humility bro. Humility.
6. Make monthly contributions to retirement.
7. Never invest in a restaurant.
8. That girl? Pursue her. Or she will haunt your dreams.
9. Learn Japanese fluently.
10. Take constructive criticism.
11. Drive to Chicago. Find young Barack Obama. Punch him in his vagina.
12. Finish that screenplay.
13. Buy a Yorkie. Always have a dog.
14. Don't ever think it's possible to "win" an argument.
15. Don't fall on the ice in 1994. Don't trail run. Your back bro. Your back.