re: LUNCH THRAY---The "c-mas wish list" edition

I hope you get run over by a truck carrying a load of dildos and as you are flung over a great distance bouncing off the pavement you constantly land arse first on piles of dildos causing them to become lodged in your anus... then between the severe road rash and 47 dildos that have been forcefully shoved up your arse you die a slow and painful death. Then I hope every major news network covers the story in great detail and you forever become known as the guy who died when he got hit by the dildo truck.