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(spinoff) Time to overanalyze Christmas Vacation, another John Hughes movie

Posted on 12/17/14 at 12:58 pm
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 12/17/14 at 12:58 pm
Why is Russ at least a foot shorter and younger in this movie? The same can be said about Uncle Eddie's children too.
This post was edited on 12/17/14 at 1:32 pm
Posted by LSUTygerFan
Homerun Village
Member since Jun 2008
33232 posts
Posted on 12/17/14 at 12:59 pm to
how did the christmas tree fire not burn the house down?
Posted by TigerFanatic99
South Bend, Indiana
Member since Jan 2007
27704 posts
Posted on 12/17/14 at 1:03 pm to
quote:

Time to overanalyze Christmas Vacation


Be careful with how you handle this one. I'm just sayin'.
Posted by GetCocky11
Calgary, AB
Member since Oct 2012
51389 posts
Posted on 12/17/14 at 1:09 pm to
If they are in Chicago, how are they able to take a day trip to the mountains to find a Christmas tree?
Posted by PortCityTiger24
Member since Dec 2006
87455 posts
Posted on 12/17/14 at 1:10 pm to
Why would this be sent as certified mail on Christmas Eve?

This post was edited on 12/17/14 at 1:11 pm
Posted by beHop
Landmass
Member since Jan 2012
14538 posts
Posted on 12/17/14 at 1:16 pm to
Why is everyone absolutely petrified of a squirrel?


How did the neighbors not call the cops after their psychotic neighbor caused so much property damage to their home?
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 12/17/14 at 1:18 pm to
Why is Russ at least a foot shorter and younger in this movie? The same can be said about Uncle Eddie's children too.
Posted by MadMaxwell
The Motherland
Member since Jul 2009
4599 posts
Posted on 12/17/14 at 1:23 pm to
been awhile since I've seen this one. Did they ever find out where the Tylenol was?
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
18470 posts
Posted on 12/17/14 at 1:28 pm to
Why would Hughes gives us a very, very veiled glimpse of Ellen's tits rather than just show her topless?
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
150868 posts
Posted on 12/17/14 at 1:31 pm to
quote:

go

So you start the thread, but bring nothing to the table with it?

Horrible.

Do

Better

Bro
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86562 posts
Posted on 12/17/14 at 1:35 pm to
Yo killz imma let you finish, but the "Home Alone and Home Alone 2" thread is the greatest movie over analyzation thread of all time.
Posted by AstroTiger
New Orleans Saints Fan
Member since Oct 2007
22966 posts
Posted on 12/17/14 at 1:39 pm to
What was Mary's background? She wasn't married. Surely she didn't work in the department store full-time. Was she back from college for the holidays and working to make a few extra dollars? Single mother working a 2nd job to put her kid in day care? She was damn strong lingerie salesman, and had Russ not interrupted the demonstration, I know Clark would have dumped more of that bonus check on some of the merchandise Mary was selling.


Posted by MapGuy
I was born,I grew older,I'm here
Member since May 2010
37438 posts
Posted on 12/17/14 at 1:52 pm to
how did no one smell the 100lb rottweiler's throw up under the table?
Posted by Buck Magnum
Springdale
Member since Dec 2003
11619 posts
Posted on 12/17/14 at 1:55 pm to
Why didn't they leave the cat in the box and just poke holes in it?
Posted by bigcgt27
Member since Jan 2012
183 posts
Posted on 12/17/14 at 2:00 pm to
The part that gets me is when Clark rides that sled-thing at extremely high rates of speed. The speed and time of the ride would indicate that he was miles and miles away from where he started, yet Eddie and family were able to see him crash.
Posted by saint amant steve
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2008
5695 posts
Posted on 12/17/14 at 2:23 pm to
Why the hell did Clark not crawl through the hole in the ceiling once the floor gave way? He could have just gone head first and onto Russ' bed.

Had Clark never set up Christmas lights before? Why did he have such a problem determining which switch needed to be turned on in order to light the house?

Did Clark really use 24,000+ staples for those damn lights? You'll notice as he is stapling along the gutter that he inserts a staple between each light.

Why does Uncle Lewis fall asleep immediately after the squirrel jumps out from the tree? When it originally occurs he stands up like everyone else...

Uncle Lewis standing

...only to seemingly fall back asleep.

Uncle Lewis asleep
Posted by saint amant steve
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2008
5695 posts
Posted on 12/17/14 at 2:31 pm to
How much damn money does a food additive designer make to be able to afford that big arse house in the Chicago suburbs and cross-country trips to Wally World? Helen is a homemaker so it's not like she is contributing to the household income.

Also, if he can afford all of this shite, why does the pool deposit nearly break him? Are the Griswolds living paycheck to paycheck?
Posted by Shankopotomus
Social Distanced
Member since Feb 2009
21057 posts
Posted on 12/17/14 at 3:13 pm to
The Home Alone idea was great, I am not touching this one

Clark W
Posted by CBandits82
Lurker since May 2008
Member since May 2012
54201 posts
Posted on 12/17/14 at 3:33 pm to
How did they uproot a massive tree by themselves?
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