re: What is the dumbest thing a girl you dated said?

"Do you believe in telekinesis"

Me-"wtf are you talking about"

"The ability to be able to move objects using your mind"

Me- "lol, no. You?"

"Yes"

Me as I throw a ketchup filled French fry at her "make it move".

I'm an a-hole

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...and not enjoy those few seconds...

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I had one ask right after those few seconds, "ok, so that's the hole that comes from... So where's the hole your pee comes from?"

My response, "I'm going to sleep."