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What is the dumbest thing a girl you dated said?
Posted on 12/15/14 at 6:41 pm
Posted on 12/15/14 at 6:41 pm
I dated a girl who thought wolves were mythological creatures. That was a weird conversation.
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Posted on 12/15/14 at 6:42 pm to DollaChoppa
"it's okay, you can cum inside me, I'm on BC"
Posted on 12/15/14 at 6:43 pm to DollaChoppa
"I don't do anal"
Posted on 12/15/14 at 6:43 pm to DollaChoppa
Said that the moon moved as we drove home from a date. Before, it was in front of us. When we got home, it was on our right side.
She was serious.
She was serious.
Posted on 12/15/14 at 6:43 pm to DollaChoppa
You're through already.
Posted on 12/15/14 at 6:45 pm to DollaChoppa
- "I don't give change"
Posted on 12/15/14 at 6:46 pm to DollaChoppa
Thought "Muslim" was a race of people
Posted on 12/15/14 at 6:47 pm to DollaChoppa
Said I was cheating on her because she dreamt I was
Posted on 12/15/14 at 6:48 pm to DollaChoppa
quote:
What is the dumbest thing a girl you dated said?
"How do the deer know to cross here?" (question asked while driving by the deer crossing sign"
Posted on 12/15/14 at 6:48 pm to DollaChoppa
"I can't breathe when you close your hands around both my wrists". No, I wasn't strangling her or sitting on her at the time.
Posted on 12/15/14 at 6:49 pm to DollaChoppa
I asked a girl why she was smoking so much and she said to lose weight. Fricking idiot.
Posted on 12/15/14 at 6:50 pm to DollaChoppa
girl looked at my house on google earth, saw a former girlfriend's car parked there and swore that shite was real time...
I fanally pointed out that my truck was there on google earth too, and we were sitting in my truck at the time we were talking...
I saw her covertly check it a couple of more times before the day was over just to be sure...
I fanally pointed out that my truck was there on google earth too, and we were sitting in my truck at the time we were talking...
I saw her covertly check it a couple of more times before the day was over just to be sure...
Posted on 12/15/14 at 6:52 pm to DollaChoppa
Never dated a dumbass, but sister n law had a good one. Before we were all married we were stopped in the inside lane of traffic, a motorcycle pulls up beside us and stops. She said, "how did he stop he didn't even put his feet down". We all said "what" ? She responded, "I thought they stopped with their feet"! Brother in law lost it and asked her if she thought this was the Flintstones. She was serious, and yes he married the dumb bitch.
Posted on 12/15/14 at 6:54 pm to DollaChoppa
I went on a couple dates with an attractive female but the chemistry/conversation just wasn't there. The second date fizzled out so hard (at my place though so couldn't just up and leave) that I decided we could play a game of 20 questions. She thought of a place and I had it narrowed down to somewhere in Europe. I asked "is it a part of the United Kingdom" and she had to pause the game because she didn't know the answer.
It was Sweden.
It was Sweden.
Posted on 12/15/14 at 6:54 pm to DollaChoppa
She thought Monsters University was a real school and asked her dad if she thought it would be a good idea for her to apply there for grad school.
Posted on 12/15/14 at 6:55 pm to DollaChoppa
one asked me why the time was different overseas in other countries
Posted on 12/15/14 at 6:57 pm to DollaChoppa
"You cant drink"
Posted on 12/15/14 at 6:57 pm to DollaChoppa
Littering is juvenile narcissism
Posted on 12/15/14 at 6:59 pm to DollaChoppa
"Yes"
When I asked her to marry me.
When I asked her to marry me.
Posted on 12/15/14 at 7:01 pm to DollaChoppa
When the rapist/murderer was loose at LSU.
"I had a dream that the CK got me."
"CK?"
"Yea. The serial killer."
"As in SK?"
"I had a dream that the CK got me."
"CK?"
"Yea. The serial killer."
"As in SK?"
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