a tale of 2 Starbucks in Nashville

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Why are bitches so stupid??

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You cant be serious

people are lazy

If you stand in the middle between the two..... Time stands still

Americans, let's face it: We've been a spoiled country for a long time.
Do you know what the number one health risk in America is?
Obesity. They say we're in the middle of an obesity epidemic.
An epidemic like it is polio. Like we'll be telling our grand kids about it one day.
The Great Obesity Epidemic of 2004.
"How'd you get through it grandpa?"
"Oh, it was horrible Johnny, there was cheesecake and pork chops everywhere."

Nobody knows why were getting fatter? Look at our lifestyle.
I'll sit at a drive thru.
I'll sit there behind fifteen other cars instead of getting up to make the eight foot walk to the totally empty counter.
Everything is mega meal, super sized. Want biggie fries, super sized, want to go large.
You want to have thirty burgers for a nickel you fat mother fricker. There's room in the bag. Take it!
Want a 55 gallon drum of Coke with that? It's only three more cents.

The first one was offering free circumcisions and the second had "Anteaters Only" signs posted.

i noticed this at my local starbucks the other day as well. There were cars probably 10 deep waiting in line. No one inside. People are so fricking lazy they can't park and get out of their cars.

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The first one has 25 cars backed the frick up and spilling into the 3 lane road while stupid bitches frick up traffic trying to get in the drive through line.

The other one is 100 yards away.. Has no drive through.. And I pull into a nearly empty parking lot.. Walk 7 steps and order a coffee and back in my car in less than 2 minutes.

Why are bitches so stupid?? It's all women in the line who apparently are incapable of seeing beyond 'drive through'

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I experience similar situations at Chickfila in the mornings every now and then. Both drive throughs are spilling out into the streets and there's normally no one going inside the store. I go park and have my food in 3 min

I'm sure every single car in that line is driven by a woman