re: Viagra/Cialis/Levitra users

Dear diary, I've been on the dick juice for about a week or so.

Day 1: Had plans to go out and took 4 drops. Got a bit ahead of myself, and the gf was frighteningly excited for this journey, so 4 drops quickly turned into 8. She thought this whole thing was HILARIOUS. That night I had about 15 beers more than I had planned on and my dick literally wouldn't work when we got home. No amount of CPR would revive this thing, so we went to bed with a sad.

Day 2-7: Holy shite. I'm gonna name this time period Woodstock...because it's been nothing but a 5 day pants party. Halfway through our first encounter of the third kind she turned and gave me the "holy shite is your dick on steroids?!" look. Yeah, take that, bitch. Let's just say she's bout dat squirt life now fricking a that was lame haha, but true! Have to say we're satisfied customers.

Guess it's only natural that I go into more detail about muh boners...

Nothin is really bigger, although it feels like it. Feels like it's screaming "I'm here, I'm right fricking here! Now bask in my glory!" And it might be all in my head, but I'm ready to go pretty much every second of the day. For those wondering if you'll be pitching tents all over town...it hasn't really been like that. It is however in constant standby mode. Like that shite tanked guy at the bar who's walking around with his chest puffed up and angry and shite. You just know he's looking for the first opportunity to frick shite up.

All in all, we're enjoying it.