re: Viagra/Cialis/Levitra users

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Bump... Anyone else got updates?

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Posting this from the center of the earth.

I received my shipment a few days ago. My life has been hell ever since.

After literally turning my girlfriend to dust, my diamond cock of danger refused to dissipate. For days, it stood at full attention, tearing through my underwear like tissue paper. In a desperate attempt to stop my titanium tall tommy from destroying any more lives, I finally decided to end the madness and chop it off. Problem was, there is no manmade tool or device capable of cutting through such trouser power. I was left without options.

Defeated, I decided to just let my journey with this stupefying stiffy take its course. Why did this have to happen to me? I turned to the heavens and cursed them for giving me this immortal meat wrench. Teary-eyed, I simply swallowed my anger and in a soft whisper, "frick the earth" fell from my lips.

So, that's what I did. I started fricking the earth.

My victorious vagina miner became a literal method of mining, as millions of tons of earth's sediment cleared away for my bodacious baby blatter blaster. Thousands of feet turned to thousands of miles, deeper and deeper into the earth's core I ventured, pumping away like a pubescent teenage boy.

Now, here I am. Millions of feet below the rest of humanity, staring into the center of our planet. My thrill drill remains at full mast.

These things work.