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re: At my girlfriends parents house without her, what do I do.

Posted on 11/26/14 at 6:25 pm to
Posted by Cockopotamus
Member since Jan 2013
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Posted on 11/26/14 at 6:25 pm to
Go to the bathroom and pretend to take a 3 hour shite while actually waiting posting on TD
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65920 posts
Posted on 11/26/14 at 6:28 pm to
Just stand up right where you are and undress completely and begin to masturbate. Keep your eyes closed.

Humming whilst you do it is lagniappe. (+4 style points)

If the relationship can survive that, you're done looking for Mrs. Right, you have found her.

It's like a stress test for banks.

You're welcome in advance.
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