re: What are the top 5 things on your Christmas list this year?

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a cure for my stinky taint.

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For the first time there is a product that prevents wetness and the uncomfortable feelings of being sweaty, sticky, and chafing in the groin area, which all men suffer from. Fresh Balls is a natural product and is formulated to keep your private area fresh and dry, and solves the perspiration problem. Fresh Balls is Aluminum Free, Paraben Free, and Talc Free. Oatmeal is used as an anti-irritant and Tea Tree Oil as an anti-bacterial. Fresh Balls is an easy to apply lotion that dries quickly, so it won't clump on your skin or leave a powdery residue in your pants. It can be used as often as needed and is recommended to use as part of your daily grooming routine.

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Real men are made tough. They are designed to withstand pains that would make a weaker human crumble. Torn ACL? That’s what your right leg is for. Herniated disk? Don’t bend over. There is only one thing that can bring a man to a grinding halt. Ball sweat.

Ball sweat and his close friends, ball itch, smelly sack and chafed horn have been slowing the progression of men – in and out of the bedroom – since the Romans eschewed tunics for pantaloons. Chemical ointments filled with lab potions, messy powders and embarrassing re-adjustments have long been the answer. However, Mother Nature hasn’t made a problem that science cannot solve – except for deadly hurricanes.

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