re: What's Your Best One-Liner Joke?

I got a parrot and it talked, but it did not say I’m hungry, so it died.

A burrito is a sleeping bag for ground beef.

I find a duck’s opinion of me is very much influenced by whether or not I have bread.

I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.

I was gonna have my teeth whitened, but then I said frick that, I’ll just get a tan instead.

Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus? Or just a really cool opotamus?

Hedberg = GOAT