re: Brandon Harris potential to be the best

"He" is the one we have been waiting all of these years for. The Chosen One. The Messiah perfect quarterback of our dreams who leads LSU to consecutive undefeated championship seasons....We have found our guy.

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Brandon Harris has shown potential to be the best quarterback LSU has ever had.

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I wish people would quit placing these ridiculous limitations on him. he has shown to be the best quarterback the world has ever seen not just for LSU. its a little early but he could also be the best pure athlete the world has ever seen. songs will be written about him. women will flock to him. men will respect him. children will look upon their parents with disappointment that they are so unlike brandon harris

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Posters shackle him with absurd limitations and constraints. The best LSU has ever seen? The best the world has ever seen?

Your blinders limit your vision, but they do not limit Harris. His realm extends far beyond your puny perception.

He is simply the best the pan-universe and the multi-dimensions have ever seen.

Blarcogargs from the Carina Nebula curse their mode of mobility for they are only able to achieve sub-light speed.

Ferrengollatis from the UDFj-39546284 Galaxy wail and gnash their glomulates because they can only heave a football seven light years.

Goolthnocks from the Third Quasi-Positive Dimension covet in envious longing for Harris's progression speed for their minds can only process 73 zettaFLOPS.

Entire superclusters have radically transformed their belief systems based on viewing just one of his interviews. The words of Harris are not merely to be heard and loved; they are to be lived by and revered.

The entire Omega Centauri galaxy has changed its communication system to just one word: Harris. They believe, and rightly so, if something is not "Harris," what's the point.


Best LSU has ever had?

Best the world has ever had?

Why don't you open your eyes and realize he's way better than that?




By the way, can someone tell me where a Tairnarkian can watch the Auburn game in the Webster Large Quasar Group?