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Man's worst nightmare -- can any of you dudes relate?
Posted on 9/29/14 at 8:32 pm
Posted on 9/29/14 at 8:32 pm
I just got out of a nice long shower and before I'm even 50% dry, the most intense stomach pain occurs which forces me on the pot. After 15 minutes of hell, I finally persevered.
But shite man ISIS should develop some type of torture treatment that recreates the events of having to take a dump immediately after showering. Pure torture right there.
But shite man ISIS should develop some type of torture treatment that recreates the events of having to take a dump immediately after showering. Pure torture right there.
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Posted on 9/29/14 at 8:32 pm to LSUzealot
this thread makes me want turkey creek back
Posted on 9/29/14 at 8:33 pm to LSUzealot
Only course of action is to get back in the shower.
Posted on 9/29/14 at 8:33 pm to LSUzealot
i personally dont really mind this
Posted on 9/29/14 at 8:33 pm to LSUzealot
At least we have running water to jump back in and rinse off.
Posted on 9/29/14 at 8:34 pm to LSUzealot
What's worse is when it hits you stopped in traffic on the spillway 
Posted on 9/29/14 at 8:34 pm to LSUzealot
I totally relate. This scenario is especially horrible in the morning.
Posted on 9/29/14 at 8:35 pm to LSUzealot
Walking in on a bbc fricking my gf
Posted on 9/29/14 at 8:35 pm to LSUzealot
I just shite in the shower and unscrew the drain to allow the logs to go in
Who am I kidding, I haven't had a solid BM since 2007
Who am I kidding, I haven't had a solid BM since 2007
Posted on 9/29/14 at 8:40 pm to LSUzealot
Take a nasty sweaty dump right before a hot shower. You literally bake the smell in. Then put your clothes on before stepping out. Also leave the vent fan off
Posted on 9/29/14 at 8:41 pm to LSUzealot
I thought this was about passing a kidney stone. That would indeed qualify.
The OP needs to man up.
The OP needs to man up.
Posted on 9/29/14 at 8:41 pm to LSUzealot
The worst part is if your butt hairs are still a little damp. Makes for a bad wiping experience. 
Posted on 9/29/14 at 8:44 pm to LSUzealot
I had this happen before work one day last week...pissed me off royally...
Posted on 9/29/14 at 8:44 pm to LSUzealot
TMI
Posted on 9/29/14 at 8:44 pm to LSUzealot
You have to take a shower after you take a dump?
Posted on 9/29/14 at 8:52 pm to LSUzealot
I thought every man's worst nightmare was raising kids that are secretly not his which, statistically speaking, is 15% of all your kids.
Have a nice day.
Have a nice day.
Posted on 9/29/14 at 8:56 pm to LSUzealot
ive pissed 13 rocks out of my dick
id love for my worst nightmare to be poops after a long shower
id love for my worst nightmare to be poops after a long shower
Posted on 9/29/14 at 9:04 pm to LSUzealot
quote:
Man's worst nightmare
male yeast infection...
Posted on 10/17/14 at 4:58 pm to LSUzealot
Happens bro. Shake it off.
Posted on 10/17/14 at 5:06 pm to LSUzealot
quote:
Man's worst nightmare
This doesn't even crack my top 100
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