re: Ran from the police the other night. slept in a boat

I dont lie on the internet to people ill likely never meet. im sorry thats hard for you to grasp. Ive been posting on message boards randomly for quite a while. well..two. this one and one before it

Im the real fricking deal. i dont claim to keep my beer in a $400 igloo. and i dont claim to wear $300 sun glasses. and i dont claim to smash victoria secrets models

If somebody reads the stuff i throw up on here as bragging, it says something about them, not me. i just enjoy the harassment. and i like talking shite. regardless, i always tell the truth