re: Ran from the police the other night. slept in a boat

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OK. let me see if I can sum it up fwiw. it don't matter because the same cheese dicks will say I'm a lie but wtf ever My little brother signed my bond. he got pissed and told the bond man I was in a motel room banging molly my first few nights in town. he was mad because the fricker made it like I was carefree about rescheduling my court date and my brother would end up covering my bond So the bond dude piece of shite calls my girls parents and tells them that. trying to thin us from the herd like a puma. which it partially worked. he and her mom started co- strategizing after that

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Ok, assuming for one second that any of this shite is true (which, I'm sorry, I don't believe):

Who in the frick brags about it?