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re: Ran from the police the other night. slept in a boat

Posted on 9/20/14 at 11:49 am to
Posted by WoWyHi
Member since Jul 2009
23339 posts
Posted on 9/20/14 at 11:49 am to
quote:

Festus



He's going to come back in a few days and add to the story. He will have filed a police report to report his missing beloved flippy flops, then get arrested on the warrant. Once in the back of the police car, he will have broken the cuffs and escaped, but not before beating up the cops with both hands cuffed behind his back.
Posted by Lsuhoohoo
Member since Sep 2007
94555 posts
Posted on 9/20/14 at 11:50 am to
You sound like a piece of shite. Maybe you should reevaluate your life and stop being such a drain on society.
Posted by CroakaBait
Gulf Coast of the Land Mass
Member since Nov 2013
3975 posts
Posted on 9/20/14 at 11:50 am to
The cops where I live would've shot you in the back as you made your get away, and then sicked the K-9 on you for good measure.
Posted by WoWyHi
Member since Jul 2009
23339 posts
Posted on 9/20/14 at 11:52 am to
Apparently the police in this case decided that if he was good enough to get away, they would just forget about it. Or you know, it never happened because Chef is a lying dumb shite.
Posted by aVatiger
Water
Member since Jan 2006
27967 posts
Posted on 9/20/14 at 11:54 am to
Chef Thread!!1

You wild as all, chef!

quote:

When i woke up i walk about 2 miles to wal mart. I had lost my flip flops, ballcap, and my fricking phone during the pursuit. I didnt have any money so sadly i had to go in and snatch up flip flops, a cap, and a soda so i wouldnt look like a unabomber walking around. there was a colored woman on break sitting outside tha t let me use her phone to call for a ride


Posted by aVatiger
Water
Member since Jan 2006
27967 posts
Posted on 9/20/14 at 11:56 am to
quote:

im done trying to be civil with my in laws. heading back to south carolina today and not looking back


you belong in North Myrtle, Chef.. and you know it
Posted by mt1
LV
Member since Nov 2006
7194 posts
Posted on 9/20/14 at 11:59 am to
This thread is trashier than cargo shorts, a New Iberia haircut and a car with 22" rims combined.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90707 posts
Posted on 9/20/14 at 12:02 pm to
So you described in detail what happened on the internet. Cops already know who you are and that you ran from them. On top of that you just admitted to the public via a message board that you stole from Wal Mart.

You seem intelligent. Did you know most criminals get caught because they are dumbasses who brag about what they did?
Posted by CtotheVrzrbck
WeWaCo
Member since Dec 2007
37538 posts
Posted on 9/20/14 at 12:07 pm to
quote:

you belong in North Myrtle, Chef



If there is a truer sentence on this entire site, I've not seen it.
Posted by WoWyHi
Member since Jul 2009
23339 posts
Posted on 9/20/14 at 12:07 pm to
quote:

If there is a truer sentence on this entire site


A lot truer than any of Chef's made up stories?
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
15331 posts
Posted on 9/20/14 at 12:19 pm to
I believe you. I feel like we should hang out. How do you feel about booger sugar?
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 9/20/14 at 12:20 pm to
you're on some good shite
This post was edited on 9/20/14 at 1:34 pm
Posted by CroakaBait
Gulf Coast of the Land Mass
Member since Nov 2013
3975 posts
Posted on 9/20/14 at 12:43 pm to
I do find Chef's stories pretty entertaining, though.
Posted by rintintin
Life is Life
Member since Nov 2008
16184 posts
Posted on 9/20/14 at 12:54 pm to
quote:

so when i go to court theyll most likely drop it


And just totally forget about this whole fugitive thing right?

Posted by Royal
God's Country
Member since Apr 2009
1003 posts
Posted on 9/20/14 at 12:55 pm to
quote:

Posted by Chef Leppard whatever motherfricker. ive proven pretty much everything ive ever posted within reason



I don't understand why you would even want to prove what you post. I wouldn't be proud of it, much less sharing it
Posted by Boomtown
Member since Jan 2014
1986 posts
Posted on 9/20/14 at 12:59 pm to
quote:

it never happened because Chef is a lying dumb shite.
Posted by aVatiger
Water
Member since Jan 2006
27967 posts
Posted on 9/20/14 at 1:00 pm to
I lol at the posters on here calling you a phony..

shite, I still got that pic from when your crazy ex tattooed your name above her pussy
Posted by WoWyHi
Member since Jul 2009
23339 posts
Posted on 9/20/14 at 1:01 pm to
quote:

I lol at the posters on here calling you a phony..


Did you not read my first post? He is 100% a liar.
Posted by aVatiger
Water
Member since Jan 2006
27967 posts
Posted on 9/20/14 at 1:03 pm to
quote:

How do you feel about booger sugar?



How do you think he feels about blow?

You mess with chef, you will be shooting shite between your toes in no time..

It's pretty much a fact..
Posted by aVatiger
Water
Member since Jan 2006
27967 posts
Posted on 9/20/14 at 1:04 pm to
You need to quit being so jelly of chef's wild and crazy life, brah

his antics are stuff of legend..
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